I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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