Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
