Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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