Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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