I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
And then my night got REAL pukey
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Drunk is a universal language darling
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