That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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