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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

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  I ordered a moonbounce.

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  Fuck, you win.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.

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  After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS

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  and their significant others

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  AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS

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