bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.