He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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