i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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