Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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