I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
