I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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