Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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