If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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