proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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