Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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