I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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