Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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