is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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