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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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