She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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