So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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