I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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