She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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