Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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