quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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