the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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