I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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