dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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