I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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