hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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