Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Life is so much better after having sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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