mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm going to jail i love you
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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