Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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