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she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
someone just got arrested on campus...
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I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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