who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
