If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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