I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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