haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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