I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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