For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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