I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's official drugs can't kill me
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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