I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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