That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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