I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.