butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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