My nipple is on Facebook.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I love you.
Bad choice
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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