Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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