Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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