Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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