if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
This house was built for laser tag.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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