You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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