VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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