fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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