if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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